Two Chinese

I am quite disappointed in my colleagues here at Petardosis Total. The terms of their (unwriten, unpaid) contract clearly specify that they must contribute to the cult-blog on a regular basis. Yet, over a week has passed without a single new article being published.

Beatruska had the very, very feeble excuse of being on holidays (that's right, on holidays again), and to be buying a flat in Madrid. And I ask myself: do you think Bea, that out readers should be impacted by your personal affairs? I find it deeply unprofessional and, if this were Spain, probably a sackable offence...

The only mitigating element that I can see is that the property that Bea has just purchased (see photo - the one with the laundry hanging out) will soon be refurbished to become the Madrid HQ for Petardosis.


On the other hand, Juanin has also neglected his obligations towards our readers, very briefly reporting on a per-chance with a passing musclemary whilst promenading around the dunes of Playa del Ingles... Not only that, he used jargon in his article, which in turn forced me to post a clarification. And he didn't even get the telephone number of the 'jamelgo' (did you learn nothing here in London with me!).

Trevor is, as yet, absent from our roll of honour having failed to contribute since he joined. Yes, I know, he might have been busy attending all the club openings and DJing at the most exclusive parties in London and the South East, but all that means nothing to our readers if he doesn't even bother reporting on them (or indeed include the name of the Editor in Chief in the guest list...)

And what about me, you may wonder? Well, I have been hard at work researching the net and looking for interesting things to bring to our readers. Want an example? There:


If you want more (and why wouldn't you since I am recommending it) go to www.youtube.com and type 'two chinese' on the search box.

They're cute and funny (even for a person that has never been attracted to fellas with elongated eyelids), and some may even say talented (it took five American guys to mime the same songs). Gripping stuff, I know, but what would I not do for my readers...