I am delighted to announce that the Petardosis Total editorial team has expanded, yet again, with the arrival of Juanillo, who has gracefuly accepted to become our reporter for the Playa del Ingles area in Gran Canaria.
Madrid-born Juan can claim to have tried almost everything in the thirty-one years since he arrived in planet Earth from outer space. Having travelled around most of Europe, he has finally decided to settle in sunny Gran Canaria, where he regularly hosts lavishly flamboyant charity tupperware parties (on a par with those of Elton John and Imelda Marcos) for his German and British neighbours.
He has promised to channel all his talent through his pen and duly report on the matters that matter the most to those in the Lucky Islands. I am told that he is already at work on various articles such as 'I was on my way to the shops to get a pint of milk for my coffee and took a shorcut through the dunes', and 'Stress-related timeshare management for northern Europeans'.
In the name of the team, welcome to Petardosis Total, we a looking forward to reading your first article.
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